So what happens when you have a miraculous conception, don't cut your hair, and are WAYYYYYY too into yourself?

So what happens when a bastard-born, exiled son is brought back by his family to save them from a marauding upstart nation in a power vacuum ? Well, you end up losing everything you ever wanted.

So what happens when we keep testing God?

Well, we end up slaughtering a bunch of Midianites with blazing torches at night.

Do you like stories of strong women...what about stories where people get a tent stake drove through their head? And Deception? And massive battles where chariots get stuck in the mud?

So what's the story of a guy sneaking a sword into a bathroom and killing a warlord on the toilet? In this episode of "The Bible is Metal" Chad and Grahm talk about this classic story, and Chad suggests an even more metal way to read it (that you probably didn't learn in Vacation Bible School).

So why read a book that seems to be full of suspect morality, complicated characters and honestly doesn’t sound the way we want the Bible to sound?